Two trailer-park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside

Two trailer-park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside

Guess who’s back, back again

Shady’s back, tell a friend

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

I’ve created a monster

‘Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady I’m chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I’ll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that’ll jump-start my heart

Quicker than a shock

When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor

When I’m not cooperating

When I’m rocking the table while he’s operating (hey!)

You waited this long now stop debating

‘Cause I’m back I’m on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband’s heart problem’s complicating

So the FCC won’t let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me